![]() ![]() Jake: This is the best! Drinking with Jimmy Brogan. It was a scathing indictment of your personal hero. Some of them were just Brogan's drinking buddies. Holt walks in the briefing room full of white detectives Did I ever tell you what my first day on the job was like? Diaz and Santiago never would have made Detective, and an openly gay man like me. Holt: The '70s were not a good time for the city or for the department. I mean, everyone had thick, juicy moustaches and all the clothes were orange and flammable. Holt:Why do you idolize that man and the time he wrote about? Brogan can tag along, maybe write some stuff down. Maybe I should roll over there, help out. Jake: Boom! There's one at the seven-three. Holt: There are no sweet mob-related homicides on which to jump. Please, can I jump onto a sweet mob-related homicide? You know how we've been trading favors back and forth and it's your turn to give me one? ![]() Terry: Don't blink too fast or too slow or too much or too little. I like that.Ĭharles: I think the bigger worry is slow blinks. And if you need to buy time, you can always just say, "to be perfectly candid." Sit up straight, all right? Be aware of your hands, okay? And don't be afraid to smile. How do I get these morons to like me?Ĭharles: Okay. Terry: All you need is for a jury to like you. A mafia thug pried both his kneecaps off with a crowbar.Īmy: This kind of data-driven police work has reduced crime by over 70%.īrogan: I know hair bag work when I see it. You know?īrogan: We used to call guys who bragged about sitting around all day hair bags. Jake: Well, you could think of the algorithm as a boot and the IP address as some poor slob's skull. We're running an algorithm to comb through the transactions looking for a pattern which will lead us to the perp's IP address. Jake applying ash from the cigarette ash tray outside Pffft!Īmy: Anyway. It's the only way I can cope with the stress of the job. Oh, good God, why do you smell like an ashtray? I'll take your dumbass seminar.Īmy: Someone has placed tiny scanners inside ATMs to steal card numbers and pins which they sell on the lnternet. Please stop threatening the stenographer! Rosa: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna break those little fingers. can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Rosa on the stand: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dum-dums can understand. is worried about how you present yourself on the stand. You're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow. Terry: This seminar is not optional, Diaz. Today we're gonna work on our courtroom demeanor. But I'm not giving evil the satisfaction. Brogan's presence doesn't prove to be a distraction to you, Peralta. He'll be observing the two of you on your lnternet identity theft case. Brogan is writing an article about how Brooklyn detectives have changed in the 35 years since The Squad. I once saw Gaminsky choke a hippy to death with his own ponytail. I mean, Gaminsky, Cavanaugh, Quigg.īrogan: Those guys were the real deal. Those New York cops from the '70s you wrote about were my idols. Jake: My grandma calls me pineapples, and I regret telling you that. Jake:'You can just make it out to "death wish." That's what everyone calls me, 'cause I'm always first through the door.Īmy: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you pineapples. Would you mind signing my copy?īrogan: I'd love to. Brogan, these are detectives Santiago and Peralta. Young Jake: "The detectives wiped the mobsters' blood off their boots and found the scag." Scag is heroin, and the book says it's so good, you can never stop doing it! Jake: The Squad is what made me decide to become a Detective. It's the best book I've ever read, and I've read 15 books.Īmy: 50 books is not a lot. Jimmy Brogan wrote The Squad about badass New York cops in the '70s. Jake: Some old reporter? Is the sky just some big blue hat that the world wears? Rosa: Why do you care so much about some old reporter? Jake: I am early because Jimmy Brogan is here today. Jake: Yeah, just smells worse than before.Īmy: Whoa! Why are you here before me? Am I asleep? Is this a dream? Outside the squad is behind cement, safety away from Scully's shoes Jake helps Charles into a bomb squad safe suit, he successfully picks them up Jake: Scully ate his pot pie 30 minutes ago, so we probably got 10 minutes left on this nap. I saw the first 15 minutes of The Hurt Locker.Īmy: Hurry! The stench is too much. Rosa: You only get one shot at this, Peralta. Rosa, Charles, Amy, and Hitchcock are all crouched behind as Jake controls the bomb robot ![]()
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